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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 19:46:00 -
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I am hereby offering a bounty on RubberDuckey. He made a lot of discriminating comments against me in a thread.
I will offer 20 million ISK for his corpse and maybe more if you live in the SF area.
Happy hunting!
PS: Enjoy your life in Eve from now on, RubberDuckey. 
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 19:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Kavu
ur gonna need moar isk i think, cause in about 10 minutes when the rest of c&p regs get here you're just gonna get trolled more
Raising to 50 million ISK. I want RubberDuckey hunted.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kavu
Originally by: Tara Wilde
Originally by: Kavu
ur gonna need moar isk i think, cause in about 10 minutes when the rest of c&p regs get here you're just gonna get trolled more
Raising to 50 million ISK. I want RubberDuckey hunted.
k but u pay me first
Do you think I'm stupid? Not all good-looking women are dumb, you know 
I will pay you when you contract me his corpse.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 20:26:00 -
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You guys are spiteful, hateful, awful and disgusting. I am posting a bounty of 50 million ISK on each and everyone of you. I cannot pay all of this with in-game ISK, but if you live in the San Francisco area we could deal with this in another way. Write me an eve mail if interested. Happy hunting! And I am worth every minute you spend hunting these bastards! |
Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Evthron Macyntire
You are willing to give yourself out because someone called you fat? I am 6'2 and 210 pounds, and I am pudgy. At 5'2, and 220 pounds, you are fat.
I can sell you some self esteem for 20m, you look like you need it.
I am not fat, I am sporty. Eve Online has a mature community? Not that I see. Shut up already. 
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 21:24:00 -
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Since I am being mocked by people who have never ever seen a naked woman in their life, I have decided to become a people pirate myself and hunt you all myself. I have a Punisher with Meta 3 guns, and an Arbitrator with Valkyrie drones.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 21:32:00 -
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You will stop laughing when you see what a 220 pound goddess of war will do to you!
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Kavu
Garmon is that you?
No, I am Tara.
After having talked to a few friends about what is happening here on the forums for this game, I have decided to unsubscribe. While I know that I am what a lot of men want in a woman, I do not want to be forced to turn into a people pirate just to get my revenge on those who like to think of me as "a whale". I know that I am actually really awesome in Combat, and 5 million SPs are a lot (despite what some of you say and think), but I do enjoy mining and manufacturing more than I do enjoy Combat.
I can kill computer pirates quite easily (can all of you? I don't think so), and people pirates are actually rather scared of me (I haven't been attacked in Tash-Murkon Prime/Amarr since I began playing, even though I am mining in belts).
So why am I unsubscribing? Simple, a game with a community like this doesn't deserve a woman like me. I thought you lot would jump at the chance of having a Drew Barrymore in your corp, but you just had to **** all over my sporty self.
CCP just lost a lot of dollars. I sent them a petition telling them that you guys are responsible for them losing money. And I hope they give you lot what you deserve, specifically a ban.
So, 20 days left to play. Maybe a rather nice corp with male members in the San Francisco would make me change my mind? Send me an eve mail if you would like to keep me in this game.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Queue K'Umber
Originally by: Tara Wilde
You will stop laughing when you see what a 220 pound goddess of war will do to you!
If I die of laughter I will stop laughing.
Am I doing it right?
You are not even worth the time it takes me to write these words down. I am sure you will come up with another witty reply like above, but be assured: My intellect, like my good looks, vastly outclasses yours.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
ok obv troll, was good before the last two replies
Your insults ain't bothering me. You're just another member of this craptastic community. Up yours
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: FOl2TY8
Just in case this isn't a troll (the internet kind not the fat chick kind) I am going to pod every single one of you, drive to SF and get a BJ from a fat chick.
You can just stop posting in this thread and let it die. I don't care anymore. Oh, who do you know in SF? It can't be me because I AM NOT FAT. I AM SPORTY. **** you, seriously
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 23:37:00 -
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It means fit, or well-trained. Like Sporty Spice when the Spice girls existed. I am using this term, because it describes me best.
Thanks for your nice question, maybe the Eve community isn't so bad after all.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.12 23:58:00 -
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Thanks for psycho-analyzing me. I have a lot of self-esteem, thank you very much. You're just another one of those jealous types wishing they could have me. Well, you're out of luck. Can't have me anymore, should've thought about it earlier. Stop posting.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 13/03/2009 14:45:07
Originally by: Tzar'rim
Why are people replying to such an obvious troll as the OP is?
I don't look like a troll! Screw you and all the other virgins in this game. I'm seriously considering going back to WoW, because you know what? The community there is more mature and friendly.
And can we let this thread die please. Thanks a bunch. I tried to be friendly, but I guess friendliness is unknown in the Eve community. So yeah, your loss, really.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon
You do look like a troll though...just an incy wincy tiny slim bit.
Please go away and let me be, ok? I haven't had the best day today, and I am not in the mood to read some more crap about me on an internet forum. I play a game to relax and meet people, not be the target of morons who have nothing better to do in real life.
Let me say again: Go away and stop trying to insult me. It won't work. Let this thread die please.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Draconis
Here's a clue.... STOP POSTING
All your doing is encouraging them more and more and more to troll you.
Are you that dense?
Hell.. posting the stupid bounty topic in the first place is a good way to look like an ass.
Everyone knows that in C&P either you put something up that's worth a great deal of ISK (In the hundreds of millions or billions) or has any value in wasting time or you can expect to get crapped on.
Welcome to EVE Online
You're another prime example of what's wrong in Eve Online communities. I didn't insult you, why are you insulting me? I asked people nicely to stop posting, and they still won't.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 15:22:00 -
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Haha, the joke is all on you. I actually weigh 120 pounds. It was a typo at first, but then I decided to go along with it, because I wanted to join a corp with nice male members who would like me for my character, not my good looks.
I just wanted to see whether you guys would fall for it or not, and how you would react. No wonder no woman wants to say they're female in this game.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Stalina
Nice thread, give it a 9/10.
Lacks pictures ( didn't check pages 2,3 ), trolls actually did a great job in here.
Would read again.
Thanks. Like I said, it was a typo, and I actually weigh 120 pounds. I'm for sure not posting pictures in a public forum, especially with these pre-pubescent children around.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 15:41:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 13/03/2009 15:41:14
Originally by: Stalina
Originally by: Tara Wilde
I'm for sure not posting pictures in a public forum, especially with these pre-pubescent children around.
Posting pictures on the interwebs is fine. What could go wrong?
I prefer to choose who I give pictures of myself to. I'm rather good-looking, and don't appreciate pictures of me going around. Anyhow, if there's still corps looking for a high SP female player, please give me a shout. I have 5 million SP, and can fly a Bestower, Amarr frigates and cruisers. I am really good at killing computer pirates, and am not afraid to take on people pirates too.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: xHazzarDx
even if you do in fact weigh 120 punds, and not trolling (yea right), you're still an arrogant stupid ho
"look at me, i have 5 MILLION skillpointies, thats HIGH HIGH HIGH. also i look soo good and am very fit, but i just like men to like me for my character, not my good looks..."
pffft, look at the silly girl sitting there typing with all her words. silly girl..
You're just wishing you could get into my pants.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kingwood
Orly?
Goddamn you're hot. You're all I ever wanted. Take me.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Narius Noodlez
I love the fact you've put these 2 words together without even a trace of irony.
We all know that WOW is full of mature, well rounded adults with an active sex life.
Imagine real life WoW meets. Lots of Alcohol. Dressed up as Orcs, Nightelfs and Dwarfs. So yeah, active sex life is very much a reality. Contrast that to Eve Online...
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Hauler McGavin
Heya Tara,
Sorry you meet the ass hats of eve :( but if your still around id love to take ya on a romantic fly around OMS.
I'm 22, 6'4" blond hair blue eyes and I am a sporty 445 pounds.
I also live in SF and really enjoy whale watching, walking and the other great get-a-ways our fair city has to offer.
<3
H.M.
You intrigue me. Just answer this question, and we could meet up.
Question: "What is your spirit animal?"
Kisses
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:02:00 -
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I like how you guys all post just to get attention from me. It's allright, I'm staying in this game. Same deal as in school, when the guys try to make fun of the cute girl in class just to get her attention and be different. I understand 
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Hauler McGavin
Owl,
Owls are keen, perceptive and skeptical. You're adept at getting to the truth. Your insights into the less honorable side of human nature can make you a bit cynical, but your numerous friends appreciate the dark sense of humor it brings.
Best matches: Hawks, Foxes, Spiders
Watch out for: Wolves, Horses, Otters
While I quite like your answer I think I must decline. You're too fat for me. Christ, 445 pounds? Lose some weight, call again!
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat
edit: also, i don't live in the sf area do you do long distance house calls...?[/limegreen]
Petitioned for sexual harrassment.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Hauler McGavin
Originally by: Tara Wilde
While I quite like your answer I think I must decline. You're too fat for me. Christ, 445 pounds? Lose some weight, call again!
 But I'm a sporty 445, I can walk to BK without breaking a sweat
You're not sporty, you're fat. I don't date fat men, sorry.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:35:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat
Edited by: Requiescat on 13/03/2009 22:27:00
Originally by: Tara Wilde
Originally by: Requiescat
edit: also, i don't live in the sf area do you do long distance house calls...?
Petitioned for sexual harrassment.
petitioned for sexual ambiguity
Petitioned for sexual discrimination
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 13/03/2009 22:55:38
You guys get out of my thread or I swear I will have your warvessels vaporized into tiny molecules
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.13 23:03:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 13/03/2009 23:04:19
Ok, you guys win. I will finally post a picture of me. This picture is me with my ex-husband, who is a general in the army. Now stop trolling me please.
Like I said, if you live near San Francisco and would like to meet me, open a convo. I'm a vixen, and open-minded.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.14 00:43:00 -
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http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
Go there for more goodness. Yeah, it's old, but I thought it fitted this whole thread for some reason.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.14 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kusum Fawn
Edited by: Kusum Fawn on 14/03/2009 00:25:53
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Please do not ever do that again. Ever.
I have no problems with cute sporty girls, I have no problems with girls that weigh 220 pounds.
I have a problem with that.
5 million SP is not high, and neither do i believe you weigh 220, i spent 20 mil sneezing a minute ago, and ill do it again in another minute.
edit : your husbands a General in the ROTC?
Please put a 20 mil bounty on me in game. ore even make it 40 just to play on the edge.
People still take this thread seriously? Wow.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.16 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: Korrakas
this....is...the FIRST TROLL I EVER ACTUALLY LOLED !!!
bravo sir, 100 mil for your bounty jobs donated
Thanks, but it is lady
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.16 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: MakkaHS
Its a trap? lol I cant even surf the eve forums without running into 4chan data :P
Oh btw Tara, They arnt calling u a troll because they think ur fat/ugly, troll means basically u posted the stuff u said just to get a big reaction outa people. google it.
And if you ARNT a troll then take my advise and dont look for romance or... other stuff... in a MMORPG forum... try myspace or facebook... or a tav/club...
oh and if ur serious about a corp/alliance we are recruiting miners and other corps in the alliance are after pvpers... My corps Aussie based... altho they are US based so there's probly a few people based in SF
Thanks for the offer, i will send you an evemail later. and about romance, i don't know. My last relationship ended because we didn't have the same interests. i thought meeting some guy who is also interested in playing Eve is an interesting idea. then my typo, and it all took off from there I guess i will just wait and see
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.16 21:00:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah
What the hell are computer and people pirates, and what the hell do they have to do with EVE?
and oh yeah, im 9'6" tall and weigh a sporty 4200 lbs. How you doin?
people pirates = s****like you
computer pirates = the red crosses in belts
Incidentally, I am good combating computer pirates and I'm also quite sure I can fend off people pirates. and your weight doesn't interest me. sorry you're so fat
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.16 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 16/03/2009 23:31:33
Originally by: Nadezhda Andropov
Originally by: Tara Wilde
Incidentally, I am good combating computer pirates
Additionally, I am good at breathing and metabolising. I guess that makes both of us heroes, c/d?
Do I understand correctly you're saying fighting computer pirates takes no skill at all?
edit: here's a clue for you: it does
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.16 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: Tara Wilde on 16/03/2009 23:33:19
Originally by: DeltaPhalanx
Tara, welcome to C&P; feeding the trolls, while it provides amusement to many, is not recommended
I am trolling them, they're not trolling me
they still think i'm a fatty 
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.19 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Hi Tara I read your posts and liked
If u give me that 50 mil i proomise to pop all of this s****who insult you
I find 220 5 2 girls really hot, incidently im heading out to SF soon
PS Do u like the english accent?
Are you stupid? I said i trolled you guys. i weigh 120, not 220.
And thanks for keeping all these useless forum threads on top. it is not only annoying the other forum members, it is starting to annoy me too. i've had my fun laughing at you shallow guys for thinking I am fat and making fun of me, while in reality I am rather good-looking. But i think the joke is over now, don't you agree?
to make it clear: i do NOT weigh 220 pounds, I weigh 120.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.19 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Kavu
this is back
.........sigh........
Don't blame me, ok?
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.19 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lightningshade
I just cant figure out which one of the following is true
1./ OP is possibly the best Troll I have ever seen - and a bloke
2./ OP is really a girl that's unaware of her surroundings.
I loled so hard at this, that I showed my workmates - sent each one a link to the appropriate threads - they all appreciate this on such a gloomy day
/golfclap
i am really a girl, but I'm aware of my surroundings. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't know where i live or what i'm doing.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.19 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kavu
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but 220 is funnier
plus every fat girl i know thinks she is "rather good-looking" so its still a joke
quick to the jokemobile fatman!
I am going to ihnore you from now on.
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Tara Wilde
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Posted - 2009.03.19 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
OMG RLY u are 120?
OMG SILLY ME, i like 120 5 2 girls as well
So u still want to meet?
Also why are u maen to me when im trying to stick up for you :(
If you really want to have a chance to meet me you can post here. i think some guy wants to host a party at his house in the bay area.
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